Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Grassy Brothers, my first episode: doorknob troubles

There once upon a time lived two very weird brothers named Brad and Shark. They are weird. And so anyway, one day Shark was lying on the couch and then heard a loud THUNK in Brad and His bedroom. He came rushing in there and was astonished by what he saw. Instead of their bunkbed, dresser, closet, and storage bins, he was a lush-ish green pasture filled with unicorns, pink and orange ponies, pegasuses, and...
BRAD?!
"Dude! What did you DO?!" Shark yelled at his strange brother. "Well, at first I ate a hole in the wall, and it was all white behind. So then I got a box of crayons and colored on the white and so then I ate the rest of the room and colored the rest of the white and made all my unicorn friends" Brad explained-paused-then added, "Sammy the Unicorn is my new best buddy besides you, Sharky." Then Brad smiled a strange dopey smile. "Good boy Brandon, here have a unicorn treat." said Sammy, giving Brad some pink grass. "IT TASTES LIKE BANNANAS!" Brad exclaimed. "Would you like some, Shelly?" asked Sammy. "Wait...dude...or dudet... how did you know my real name? I don't tell ANYBODY my real name!" Shark was surprised. "Oh, Brandon told me." said Sammy. Then they heard their mothers voice: "Brandon! Shark! 5 more minutes! It's almost dinner time!" "Oh, yum!" Brad said happily. "Mom said tonight we're having chicken nuggets...you know...kinda like gold nuggets, except they are edible and don't look like boogers." "Uh... Brad?" Shark raised one eyebrow. Brad (ignoring Shark) reached for the door handle and accidentaly broke it off the door. He quickly covered up his mistake. "Uh...Shark? Since your a nerd could you somehow fix a doorknob?" Brad asked. "Maybe...why?" Shark asked. "Because I..well I uh..." "Spit it out!!!" Shark yelled. "I kinda acidentaly not on purpose by mistake broke it off." Brad said. "WHAAAAAAAAAT?!"


TO BE CONTINUED...

2 comments:

Julie said...

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Julie said...

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