I am going to write a poem...

The things in this poem really did happen:

PRINCESS MADE A STINKY IN THE VET'S OFFICE. AND BY STINKY, I MEAN POOPY. THE STINKY LOOKED LIKE SAUSAGE.
ALLIE WENT WEE-WEE ON THE SIDEWALK... VERY LEMONADISH.
PRINCESS MADE A STINKY... ALLIE WENT WEE-WEE... TODAY... THINGS WENT WRONG.
I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN THE REST OF THIS WEIRD DAY...
MAYBE TODAY... IS THE WEIRDEST OF ALL. AT LEAST BIRDIE'S POOPY... HASEN'T FALL.
PRINCESS MADE A STINKY IN THE VET'S OFFICE.
ALLIE WENT WEE-WEE ON THE SIDEWALK...

PRINCESS MADE A STINKY........................ ALLIE WENT WEE-WEE............... TO-
DAY IS A VERY WEIRD DAY!

The End